I'M LEAVING THIS JOURNAL, KAY? I AM NOW seussian AND IF YOU'D LIKE TO CONTINUE BEING FRIENDS, PLZ MOSEY ON OVER AND FRIEND ME!

I'm making a new start with the new administration! My new journal will be exactly the same as this one... but with a new name...

YEA CHANGE!!

OMFG PSYCH TONIGHT WAS FUCKING AMAZING!!

LASSITEEEEEEERRRR!!!! YOU SEXY MOTHERFUCKER!!

SRSLY, FORMER LOVERS? THE BLINDFOLD? THE TOTALLY AWESOME SLOW-MO LASSI MOMENTS?!?!!?


LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE 



P.S. CATCH YOU LATER!!

"I didn't sell my soul for popularity," said George.

"You didn't need to," said Jon.



"You sold ours."



Ouch, Jon. OOOUUUUCCCHHHH

Oh, the truthiness. The totally uncool reality.

If Fandoms Were Relationships stolen from smellyleaf

The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it: Brokeback Mountain, Ennis/Jack

The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets: Gundam Wing, 1x2 AND 5x13

The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy: ...Polifandom, Rahm/Anderson (I still love you, baby)

The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town: Angel, Angel/Wesley

The steady: Harry Potter, Harry/Draco

The one you repeatedly cheat on your steady with: Supernatural, Dean/Castiel

The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with: Batman, Bruce/Dick

The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't': Boondock Saints, Connor/Murphy

The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere: Stargate Atlantis, Sheppard/McKay

The one you slept with on the rebound who still smiles at you, yet you have no interest in any more: Psych, Shawn/Lassiter

The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking, "Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?": Polifandom, Barack/Joey

The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly: Twilight, Jacob/Edward

TWO DAYS UNTIL NEW SUPERNATURAL AND MORE CASTIEL.

ONE WEEK UNTIL "PRESIDENT OBAMA."

1.5 MORE YEARS UNTIL I GRADUATE OHIO STATE AND MOVE ON TO GRAD SCHOOL.





TIME. SHE IS FLYING BY.

I'm LOVING Kristin Chenoweth right now. I've always loved Olive on Pushing Daisies, but I bought Kristin's album Let Yourself Go on iTunes yesterday, and I LOVE IT. It's full of songs ripped straight from the Broadway stage, and perfectly tailored to Kristin's unique voice. AND SHE'S FROM BROKEN ARROW, OKLAHOMA YOU GUISE! OMG I USED TO WORK IN BROKEN ARROW!!

This video is FUCKING HILARIOUS/FANTASTIC even if you're not a fan of Kristin's. She sings "If" and just sings and dances her little behind off. *lovelovelove*



I've also discovered recently that I'm totally shallow and have a "type" when it comes to men. There are exceptions, as in everything, but here, see?











TYPE. Lean-bodied men in suits and glasses, with dark hair and pretty faces.

...XD I love my type, though. NOT PICTURED here is one of my Japanese TAs. He teaches my class a few times a month, and everytime he asks me a question or wants to act out a conversation in Japanese with me, I get all giddy and tingly. It's not okay. He's very distracting. Fuse-sensei (Naoki is his first name. Isn't that cute?!) has very tidy black hair, glasses, and he always wears a suit and tie. Oh, and he's a pretty asian man in his late 20s. *facepalm* Ladies, gentlemen: don't get crushes on your professors. It's not healthy. Or smart.

Sorry for spamming your shit today, but I have a request for my flist:

My kid brother wants to watch the last three episodes of DW S4, and he can't find them anywhere. Do you, flist, perhaps know where I could find such things? *wibble anime eyes*

I own S4, btw, but it's back home with my mother because she wanted to watch it. She has seniority... she said so. XD

Must. Have.


It's not even $30!! *wantwantwantwantwant*

THIS IS A REPOST FROM A MONTH OR SO AGO!!

The person who wanted to buy my computer wound up being unable to, so I've still got this FANTASTIC desktop who needs a home.

REPOST BEGINS... NOW!! -

I know this is lame, but I'm trying to avoid eBay and craigslist for as long as I can. I'm selling my iMac desktop computer! I posted last year about receiving it for my birthday, and I've probably used it under 15 times since then. I like my laptop, and switching back and forth is a pain in the ass.

I'm asking between $500 and $600 for it, and I'll ship it to you w/o charge. I'm also going to wipe the hard drive, so you can have it all nice and shiny new.




( Specs )

PLEASE HELP ME OUT, AND IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A SEXY COMPUTER PLZ SEND THEM MY WAY!

Thanks!

I love this meme! (please notice the answer to question 8. THESE ARE NOT MINE. Except for the Rahm one.)

MAH ICONS.

default	oldest	newest
saddest	happiest	angriest
cutest	sexiest	funniest
fave ship	fave fandom	fave animated
best quote	best textless	best stolen idea
use the most	favorite

HOW MANY ICONS DO YOU HAVE: 1197 saved to my computer.
OUT OF HOW MANY AVAILABLE ICONS SPACES: 12!
IF YOU COULD BUY SPACE FOR MORE, WOULD YOU: No. I like a rotation.
DO YOUR ICONS MAKE A STATEMENT: ... I’m a pack rat.
WHAT FANDOM DO YOU HAVE THE MOST ICONS OF: Doctor Who/Torchwood
AND THE SECOND MOST: Harry Potter
WHAT SHIP DO YOU HAVE THE MOST ICONS OF: Brian/Justin - Queer as Folk
ARE YOUR ICONS MADE MOSTLY BY OTHER PEOPLE: Except for my Rahm icons, they’re ALL made by others. And I don’t note the creator because I never intend to use them. They’re just saved for me... and random memeing. *winces in shame* If you’re the creator of any of these icons, TELL ME and I’ll make notes and credit. XD
DO YOU MAKE ICONS: When I’m inspired.
ARE THEY ANY GOOD: They’re of Rahm, so... yes.
ANIMATED ICONS ARE: Fabulous.

DO THE MEME.
Coding can be found here

So, I got off work late tonight and had to buy crackers and a replacement AC adapter, and also remember to pay my rent. I did the rent thing, went to Best Buy to pick up the adapter (and bought Wonderfalls while I was there), and then went to Kroger. I thought to myself, "Self, it's late. You're all by your lonesome tonight what with your brother in Dayton visiting Mom... why not have a slacker night?" (a slacker night being an evening where I don't do laundry, I watch movies all night, eat popcorn, and read trashy mags.)

"WONDERFUL IDEA, self! Let's grab some chocolate and a copy of Vogue!"I was having a nice time...

Until I started in on the mags. Seriously, when did people get so skinny? When did I get so fat!?! I never feel fat! I weigh over 200 pounds (oh yeah) and am not ashamed of it. I fucking love food and reading, neither of which are very friendly to my metabolism/thighs. I've tried a couple diets, worked out a few times, but honestly, I have friends, a life, a good job... I'm kind of okay with my size. And then I flip through ONE issue of Cosmo and my self-esteem goes down the toilet.

I. Hate. Cosmo.

That, and their inane sex tips are fucking stupid. I'm a virgin (duh) but seriously, wtf? I'm supposed to scratch my man in an "s" pattern, and bite my lip to entice him? WHAT MEN GO FOR THIS CRAP?

*sigh* I officially renounce my femininity if this is what being a chick is all about. I don't know what I was expecting buying Vogue, Cosmo, and Elle, but it certainly wasn't "5 ways to better cleavage" and "cute pumps for winter months." Any girl who wears 4-inch red pumps in the snow FOR ANY REASON, but especially to look "professional" deserves to break her freaking ankle and get hit on by the nasty perv in marketing. I wanted fashion photo spreads and tips on what kind of face scrub to buy. Not "How to Give a Handjob" and "The Hot Look for the Season? SPRAY TANS!!"

I have nice skin, semi-cute hair, and a ready smile. Ugh. Why do I feel like shit?


... I'm going to watch Die Hard and Tropic Thunder to make myself feel better. And to put the final nail in my butch coffin.

LOFL. I'm a Rahm-racist!! Because I ship Rahm/Stephen harder than I do Rahm/Barack. (wtf?) Whatever, fandomsecrets. Normally, I like a power struggle. (see Top Ten list for fav pairings) But the image of Stephen as Rahm's little boy toy just pushes some of my different buttons. XD

Now, for the purpose of this post:

FLIST! I HAVE A MISSION FOR YOU!! SOMEONE HAD POSTED A CLIP FROM THE UPCOMING NIP/TUCK EPISODE W/ MISHA COLLINS (FROM SPN) AS THE GUEST STAR ON MY FLIST. IT IS NOW GONE. I NEED IT. WHOEVER POSTED IT OR WHOEVER HAS A LINK, PLZ PASS IT ON.

KTHX.

Okay, so is it just me, or are Katherine Heigl and Laura Prepon the same person? Also, Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel. Totally the same chick. Witness:

( PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE )

Ugh. I may never do that again.

This cheered me up, though. Thought I'd share.



TARZAN BOY!! (God, I love the 80s)

Oi. I've been stranded in Memphis since last night because my flight from Tulsa was delayed so long that I missed my connection. BY 4 SECONDS!! Srsly, I ran all the way from Concourse A to Concourse C, Gate A10 to Gate C9, and made it just as they pulled the little walkway away from the plane. yeah. That sucked pretty hard. I had to pay $50 for a hotel room, $20 for dinner, and $7 for a cab this morning at 5:30am(!) so I could get to the airport the recommended 2 hours early.

I've been here since 6:00am.

My plane back to Columbus doesn't leave until 8:30.

*facepalm* That'll teach me to travel around Christmastime.

I might also lose my job. My boss is really upset that I can't work today (won't get back in time) but considering it's only a four hour shift that ends at 6pm, I really think she's overreaccting. Especially considering there's not a fucking thing I can do about it. Shit. Oh well, I told my mom about it and I'm pretty sure she secretly hopes I get sacked, just so I don't have to leave Dayton to go back to work the day after Christmas. That right, people. N00b (me) has to work 9-5 the day after X-Mas. WHO SCHEDULES REALTY APPOINTMENTS THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS?!?! I ASK YOU, WHO!!!???

No one, damn it. *whatever*


On the plus side, I had an amazing time with my friends back in Oklahoma. My dad and I had a great time - he got me wicked awesome headphones for Christmas, I got him a copy of The Fall - and my brother came along, too. I stayed with one of my newer friends, and then the last night my oldest friend put me up for a night, driving me to the airport the next morning. I'm pretty sure if I go back, I'll stay with her, or split the time between a few people. Me and Charley were getting on each others nerves, I think, there towards the end. That, and he made me watch The Hills. Do. Not. Want.

I'm putting my Christmas cards in the mail when I get back! I promise I didn't forget, but I wanted to spend a bit of time on them - writing personal messages and such - and I didn't finish before I left.

Love you, bitches.

P.S. This may say that it's posted at 8:30, or whatever, but I'm in a different time zone. It's totally 7-ish here.)

P.P.S.
Can I have a moment to squee?

*squee*

Thanks.

EDIT
P.P.P.S.
REPORT CARD AUTUMN QUARTER '08

Elements of Japanese Culture 231: B-
Japanese 101.01: B+
Math 075: A+

Oh, hale yeah.

Guise. Guise. GUISE!!!

I'm going to Oklahoma!! My plane leaves at noon tomorrow (today), YEA!! I finally finished my fucking finals -alliteration ftw- and I didn't do too badly on the Elements of Japanese Culture final, even though that class sucks the soul out of my body. A bit of cramming at the last minute (so not a euphamism) and I pulled something decent out of my ass (so not a gerbil). My Japanese language final was too easy. The exams are only worth 20% of our total grade, and this particular exam was worth only 20% of that. (<---not worth the mental aggravation) >_< WHATEVER, I'M DONE BITCHES!!

So, yeah I'm officially off work until next Friday, my plane leaves in a few hours, my BFF is waiting breathlessly for me to arrive (I know cuz he told me), and my bags are packed...

I'm leavin on a jet plane...

(John Denver can suck it. I'm done with math and Japanese history forfuckingever. I'm leaving on a goddamn hippiti-hop if I have to.)

I SHOULD TOTALLY TRY TO SLEEP BUT I'M TOO EXCITED!!!!!

The second half of my favorites meme.

( men, women, characters, and slash pairings )

Oh, batman_lulz. You delight me so.



BEYOND AWESOME.

I was trying to finish this tonight, but it is now this morning and I'm so done.

I'll finish the rest tomorrow after work.

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TOP TEN FAVORITE THINGS OF ALL TIME LIST (so far)

These are FAVORITES, not the greatest. Although there’s some overlap. XD I added “so far” to everything because I’m disturbingly aware that things change, and certain items listed here may lose their standing as I get older. I can’t wait to find more things to love, but for now we’ll call these the best of their categories. The lists are in NO PARTICULAR ORDER, I just listed them at random. Picking the top ten was hard enough; ranking them is beyond me. Also, I know you’re supposed to italicize book titles when you’re on a computer, but I had just italicized 20 other things, so I wanted to change it. I don’t care about your grammar rules, society. I’m a free fucking bird.

The songs have YouTube video embeds accompanying them, the movies have trailers. The books have pics of their covers, and the men, woman, and couples have a pic to go with. This post is image/media heavy, so don’t bother with it if you’ve got some dinosaur comp. Otherwise, enjoy my opinions. *narcissistic*

( Top Ten: movies, tv shows, books, and songs. Men, women, characters, and pairings to follow. )

Okay, I caved. I changed some of my icons out for Dean/Castiel ones and some from The Fall.


PLZ DON'T HAVE ME HORRIBLY KILLED K THX.

I watched Mystery Men for the 100th time tonight. Seriously, one of the few Ben Stiller movies that doesn't make me uncomfortable, in addition to being one of my top ten favorite movies of all time. I love every damn thing about that stupid flick, PLUS OMFG EDDIE IZZARD IS IN IT SO AUTOMATIC WIN!


... I am now motivated to complete a Top Ten meme. Will be giving these things thought, and posting again in a couple hours. Enjoy your spam-free flist while it lasts. *g*

For your trouble:



Hilarious scene from Mystery Men. "That doesn't make any sense. He wouldn't be able to see!" H. Macy cracks me up in this. And Azaria? Forget it. *licks his dorky face*

"I am a ticking time bomb of fury."